San Andreas cheat no. 1 / a pump.fun coin paired with Take-Two Interactive stock

HESOYAM

3% of every trade fills two pots. Every 10 minutes the first person to type it pays holders in SOL, and every 15 minutes a gift card drops.

What it does
Ink and watercolour illustration: a man in a white tank top and backwards cap types on a beige keyboard at a CRT, stacks of cash on the desk, palm trees and a smoggy sunset skyline through the window.
plate 1somewhere in los santos, typing it first
Pair
TTWO, tokenized Take-Two Interactive
To take part
Hold 500,000 HESOYAM or more
Per trade
3.95% total with pump.fun's cut
Where it goes
60% SOL to holders, 40% gift cards
B2where the 3% goes

Two pots, one cheat

Every trade pays 3%. A small slice keeps the machine in gas; the rest splits 60 to 40 between holders and gift cards. Every payout is an ordinary transaction anyone can open.

  1. Money

    60%

    in game: +$250,000

    Swapped to SOL and sent to every wallet holding 500,000 HESOYAM or more, split by bag size, every 10 minutes when someone types it. No claiming; it lands in your wallet.

  2. Gift cards

    40%

    in game: mission reward

    Swapped to SOL and sent to the gift-pot wallet, which buys PlayStation and Xbox gift cards. One drops every 15 minutes while cards are in stock, and the first holder to type its code wins it.

C3the charge

The bar fills with every trade

The live meter switches on at launch. Every trade pays 3% into it; when it reaches the threshold, the next round is armed and waits for someone to type HESOYAM.

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plate 2a round landing. everyone holding gets some
E5missions

A gift card every 15 minutes

40% of every fee buys PlayStation and Xbox gift cards, enough to put toward a GTA 6 preorder. Every 15 minutes a drop goes live with a real San Andreas cheat on it. The first holder to type that cheat wins the card, and the code shows up right here. You need at least 500,000 HESOYAM in the wallet to win.

Ink and watercolour illustration: a corner store counter at dusk with a rack of blank coloured gift cards and an unbranded game console box, palm trees through the glass door.
plate 3the pot buys the cards in batches. winners get the code on the spot

Drops start at launch. The first one opens once the pot has bought its first cards.

F6the pair

Priced in the publisher

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plate 4the curve fills with ttwo. the stock moves the coin too

Most pump.fun coins are priced in SOL. HESOYAM is priced in TTWO, tokenized shares of Take-Two Interactive, the company that owns Rockstar and publishes GTA 6. Every buy is paid in that stock, so the bonding curve fills up with it.

It is also the only way to run a real 3% fee on pump.fun. A SOL pair ignores a custom rate. A pair from pump.fun's approved list keeps it, and TTWO is on that list.

Fees arrive in TTWO. Each round the machine swaps them: to SOL, for holders and for the gift-card pot.

You pay per trade
3.95%
3% to the cheat, 0.95% to pump.fun. On buys and sells.
Issuer can freeze
Yes
TTWO is issued by Backpack Securities, which holds freeze authority over it, as stock issuers do.
Not everywhere
Check
Tokenized stocks are restricted in some countries. Check that you can hold TTWO where you live before buying.
Moves with TTWO
Yes
The coin is priced in a stock, so the stock's price moves it too.
G7check it

No contract. Just two wallets.

There is nothing to trust here, only things to check. The treasury is an ordinary wallet that launched the coin, and the gift pot is another. It claims the fees and sends every payout as a normal transaction you can open.

HESOYAMthe coin
Published at launch.
Treasurycreator of the coin; every fee and every payout moves through it
Published at launch.
Gift potgets 40% of every round in SOL; every gift card is bought from it
Published at launch.
TTWOTake-Two Interactive, Backpack Securities